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Click the link below to follow the blog updates daily. The Countess has three blogs...... http://thecountessofbrightonandhackney.blogspot.com/ http://storiesforlittleones.blogspot.com/ http://noshoenolife.blogspot.com Archive This day, the ninth of January in the year two thousand and ten. The Countess Pasha de la Mare du Valentine of Brighton and Hackney has reigned for over a week. The kingdoms have been snowed under but I have beheaded the C(o)unt du Valentine for misdemeanors against the state. Baron Rupert de la Mare has been dipped in slurry for similar crimes. The Countess has knighted the very honourable Peter Jarrette for his contribution to the smooth running of the kingdoms and for the pleasure he brings to the Countess. Due to snowy conditions the carriage has been immobalised and the Countess has been unable to spread her kisses about the place. She will catch up when the weather improves. There are still vacancies in the palace for cupids and dwarves. Please apply in writing to vacanciesatthepalace@goddamngorgeous.com My trusty dwarves, Bespoke and Culprit have cleaned the palace following the festive mayhem and the Countess is now able to feast off the floor. For proposals of marriage please apply in writing to iwanttomarrythecountess@goddamngorgeous.com For requests to behead, divorce, marry, dip in slurry etc please apply in writing to favoursofthecountess@goddamngorgeous.com The Countess is pleased to welcome Della Grifiths to the Palace as servant cupid.   |
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